August 29 2014, 2am
Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?
If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!
I’m currently a Treecko.
ok… so I did 1,039 and divided it by 2 to get 519.5; rounded up that’s 520.
#520 is a Tranquill
O_O… I only have 56.. and so I am Mankey.
oh god I feel so awkward now…
Aerodactyl - woot woot!
August 25 2014, 1am
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole