July 24 2014, 2am


into-the-fandom-we-go:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

You canoli do so much

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)


July 23 2014, 10pm


thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)


July 23 2014, 9pm


polyandthenomials:

Your room suddenly gets dark.

The closet opens.

A low voice starts to speak.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5."


July 23 2014, 4am


turian-tsuntsun:

old ships you forgot you loved that come back and just punch you right in the face

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(Source: lieutenantkatiejensenofficial)